parents: how are you doing?
me (having a breakdown): everything is under control situation normal uh we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh everything’s alright now we’re fine we’re all fine here, now, thank you… how are you?
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do u know how many boys r in this world? idk a lot. do you know how many times you can ace your exams….like once. anyway boys r ugly & pls study
shoutout to all the people who have to lie about or omit their sexuality/gender during the holidays
your identity is still valid and I love you
doin-yr-mom